So I was at Goodlife the other day having the time of my life working myself out on the machines. I’m on this wierd abs machine contraption that makes you lean forward and lift up weights when this woman walks up and stands next to me. Oh, did I mention that I had JUST started to use the machine when she walked up. I don’t notice her at first, but after a few seconds I realize that she’s STILL standing next to me, I look up at her. You know what I see? A dirty look, that’s right. A very dirty look. She must be about like 50, pure white hair, wrinkles, glasses falling down to her nose and giving me this condescending look. Then I look away and continue a few more lifts on the machine. I look up again and she’s still there, no dirty stare this time, actually it’s a dirty stare + get the fuck off the machine shift with her head. Now let me say, WTF?! Okay I understand if you need to use the machine and if I messed up your little routine because I took it while you were at some other machine. And the fact that you’re older doesn’t give you any right to do what you just did. I lost all respect that I could have possibly had for her right there are that point. To me she was just one of those selfish bitches that decides everyone should cater to her. Hello you’re not the queen of the country, and even if you were, it’s first come first serve miss. I got here first, I get to use the machine as long as I need to till I’m finished. Just because you need/want to use the machine doesn’t mean you can kick me off. Wait in line like anyone else would, or use another machine till I’m finished for god’s sake! I’m not going to hog the machine for like 10 minutes or something, I probably only needed it for like 5 minutes max.

All I can say is, wait in the fucking line or get yourself another machine. You’re a stupid, selfish, self-centered bitch. The next time I see you trying to kick me off of a machine when I just started to use it, I’m going to stare you the fuck down while I use it for another 15 minutes before I let you on. Mind you, you’re 50 years old w/ cellulite running down the sides of your legs like Niagra falls, so don’t fucking touch me. I’d take you any day.

Stupid bitch.